Do ye think ye’d be makin’ a trip t’ th’ winery?
Well, here be yer chance t’ make it happen!
We’d love t’ see ye here,
but please take a minute t’ cast an eye on the’ notes below before plannin’ yer outin’:
IMPORTANT NOTES
about visitin’ th’ winery, joinin’ th’ newsletter, ‘r anythin’ else...
FER VISITIN’ TH’ WINERY…
All members o’ th’ group must be 21 years o’ age or older an’ present a valid, government-issued photo I.D. NO EXCEPTIONS.
PLEASE NOTE: NO PETS, NO SMOKING.
FER SIGNIN’ UP FER TH’ NEWSLETTER…
If ye’d like t’ be added t’ the email newsletter, now done quarterly, give us yer full name,
yer email address, an’ if ye’d like t’ include yer birthday, we’ll happily add that for ye!
FER ANYTHIN’ ELSE…
Anythin’ else, just scribble it out in th’ comment section…AAAARRRRRGHHHH!!!